April 30, 2004

rhymes with

Hello, oriole!

April 29, 2004

more spring

A dealer has verified that a RAV4s with side airbags are available only in combination with a bunch of options unless you order from the factory. Factory orders take three months.

I believe I saw a hummingbird today. That'll be a challenge to photograph.

April 28, 2004

where that came from

Last night I dreamt that I had a profile that included the statement, "I will buy any book by Delta Burke."

In fact, I will not.

Update: no bluebird sightings this year.

April 27, 2004

toxic leaves

Hello, marsh marigolds!

April 26, 2004

oh, toyota

I'm more excited about getting a RAV4. It has optional side airbags and curtain side airbags. It is available in silver.

Many distributorships do not order RAV4s with airbags. (A distributorship may cover several states.) The distributorships that order RAV4s with the airbags seem to include at least $2000 worth of other options. I do not need color-keyed door handles.

Custom orders may take three months. Soon I will contact dealers.

I also do not need a leather trimmed steering wheel and shift knob.

April 25, 2004

c'mon, 70s

My bike is here, waiting.

April 24, 2004

mmmm, corn

Hello, five deer!

April 23, 2004

passed a test

Today I passed a vision test and got a driver license. The clerk found my record from when I used to live in Wisconsin. Thus my new license is a renewal and doesn't expire until 2012.

April 22, 2004

hopeless records

You know that Atom CD and DVD I ordered? They haven't arrived yet!! They should have been sent on April 5.....

BTW, it's the "Beltline" not the "Beltway."

April 21, 2004

car color quiz

Today's quiz question: which car color is safest?

Today's quiz prize: a fantasy wilderness experience!

See comments for answer.

April 20, 2004

there is hope

Back when I was the adviser for a college radio station, I learned a thing or two about the FCC's guidelines on indecent material. It's sometimes hard to determine what fits the FCC's definition of indecency. Instead of providing detailed guidance, the FCC would point to its body of decisions on specific cases.

The current FCC has changed course, openly overturning established precedents (the f-word) and using new methods of assessing fines (Howard Stern).

A coalition of Fox Entertainment, Viacom, the ACLU and others has challenged this new course saying, ""vague and overly broad regulation allows the FCC to engage in subjective enforcement and forces broadcasters to restrict their expression to that which is unquestionably safe."

Oh, yeah!

Fifty bucks says the coalition will eventually prevail.

April 19, 2004

squirrel again

Hello, squirrel on and off the corn on a chain.

April 18, 2004

warm and windy

Four deer braved the wind but the turkeys did not.

April 17, 2004

beards

Today two turkeys visited!

They pecked around for awhile then one of them found a pile of corn. He must have called to his brother because that one raced to join him. Turkeys cooperate. Squirrels do not.

April 16, 2004

wild turkey

Hello, turkey!

April 15, 2004

just keep paddling

Hello, canoeists!

April 14, 2004

frog day

Today was Outside Day with the dragging and the seeding and the raking. A frog stuck its nose out of the pond....not enough for a photo but perhaps soon.

April 13, 2004

free society

President Bush: "That's what elections are about. They'll take a look at me and my opponent and say, let's see, which one of them can better win the war on terror? Who best can see to it that Iraq emerges as a free society?"

Thank you, Mr. President. I'm ready to vote now.

April 12, 2004

next to candy avenue

I test drove a used Lexus RX 300. It is a sweet ride! The sales consultant encouraged me to try a panic brake on a slight curve just to demonstrate the excellent control. The safety features are most appealing and the rest is gravy. There is much gravy.

Fleet Farm has good deals.

April 11, 2004

horse again

Yesterday the horse was still available at the recycling center's free table.

April 10, 2004

i paint

Hello, new paint!

April 09, 2004

padding

Hello, new carpeting!

April 08, 2004

does it run?

A flatbed tow truck came today to pick up my pickup truck for charity (public radio). After all these years it just wasn't worth fixing. I accurately described it when I called and they didn't hesitate about taking it.

Goodbye, truck!

April 07, 2004

people get ready

The carpet layers are coming.

Remind to take a photo of a squirrel.

April 06, 2004

warmest day

Hello, skunk cabbage.

April 05, 2004

shining moment

Do you ever look at a date such as "4/5" and think "80%"?

April 04, 2004

counting

14: number of my parents clocks that I adjusted for Daylight Saving Time.

294,000: hits on Google for "Daylight Saving Time."
314,000: hits on Google for "Daylight Savings Time."

3: number of times I listened to We Shall all be Healed by the Mountain Goats.

This song is for the rats
Who hurled themselves in to the ocean
When they saw that the explosives in the cargo hold
Were just about to blow

April 03, 2004

errands

Today was errand day. The highlight was test driving a Ford Escape. I was under the mistaken impression that it might be available with stability control (aka, "skid control"). The salesperson told me this is not the case.

Hello, cookies!

April 02, 2004

nice cheeks

Hello, ground squirrel!

April 01, 2004

identify the conflict

Steve and I had pizza and watched The Thin Red Line.